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[The greengrocer]

It rhymes with purple. Give me my prize

You can have an apple ( but not a pink lady ) they're expensive

 

[Kempton]

You can have an apple ( but not a pink lady ) they're expensive

I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

I clearly don't know my fruit though, I thought a 'pink lady' was a grapefruit

 

[The greengrocer]

I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

I clearly don't know my fruit though, I thought a 'pink lady' was a grapefruit

I just told my son turtle and he just said " that was days ago I asked you that " didn't even lift his head from his PlayStation

 

[Kempton]

I just told my son turtle and he just said " that was days ago I asked you that " didn't even lift his head from his PlayStation

Dad's eh?

 

[Barchullona]

There's an irony here, in that you tell us the word 'Massive' is often used incorrectly because that is you being pedantic.

No it isn't, it is quoting a fact.

 

[Barchullona]

I just told my son turtle and he just said " that was days ago I asked you that " didn't even lift his head from his PlayStation

Is that turtle as in A Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart?

 

[Barchullona]

Can anyone find something to rhyme with purple?

Well, when Maguire was tackled he was seen to hirple. If any travellers had left their horse tied up outside the KCOM he could have patted its curdle.

 

[Kempton]

Well, when Maguire was tackled he was seen to hirple. If any travellers had left their horse tied up outside the KCOM he could have patted its curdle.

Don't labour the point

 

[The greengrocer]

Well, when Maguire was tackled he was seen to hirple. If any travellers had left their horse tied up outside the KCOM he could have patted its curdle.

You're drunk again

 

[Barchullona]

You're drunk again

Don't tell me you haven't heard of those words? They are bandied about all the time round our way. The paucity of some people's language is a cause for despair. Here I was trying to ameliorate the situation...

 

[Barchullona]

Don't labour the point

Just because they are better rhymes than turtle. Which is on the list of words rhyming with purple, though some of them don't seem particularly great. One is burble, which seems further away than turtle.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I think ElTigre is pointing out the fact you're a pernickety ****.

My problem is that I focus on detail and FACT.

 

[BrAdY]

My problem is that I focus on detail and FACT.

Rafa?

 

[onlyme]

Just because they are better rhymes than turtle. Which is on the list of words rhyming with purple, though some of them don't seem particularly great. One is burble, which seems further away than turtle.

isnt the word burple from the joke ....if buttercups are yellow ,what colour is a belch? burp le......

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Rafa?

I don't know what that means.

 

[Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC]

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[Plum]

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Cracking story Stanley!.

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

The Independent‏Verified account @Independent 3h3 hours ago
French police sniper accidentally shoots two people during Francois Hollande speech http://ind.pn/2l8vB66


There's a novel in this story

The Day of the Jackass

 

[City Man]

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/domi...carried-away/story-30169262-detail/story.html

A new low - noshing off a vermin fan in Brid Domino's.

 

[Evington]

I believe Domino's Pizzas are over priced for what you get.