My team? The best. Unbeatable. You can't find a better one. Other teams? Not good. Look at crooked Liverpool. Tons of losses. No meat. Can't trust them. Sad!
Not enough rambling, I'm afraid. That was fairly on point. You need to add a bit in the middle about something completely unconnected, but which puffs Trump up or insults Clinton or Obama.
I was using a Trump tweet generator...although that was slightly off, given it clocked in at 157 characters
Someone once said that he's the first President that would fail the Turing Test. Disturbingly accurate.
Wenger only gets a 4 match touchline ban.... If a player had done the same they would have thrown the book at them. (Unless they played for Utd of course!)
"He's one of our own" from the Soton fans the other night. "you're ****ing ****" from Leicester this evening. We need to start charging royalties. Fairplay to Derby fans reacting with "you're going down"
Teams have worked Leicester out this season (except tactical genius Pep, who was12 months behind everyone else). Attack the lack of pace and mobility in central defence, close Mahrez down quickly, don't give Vardy space to run into and match their work rate.
...and get set pieces for Huth leading with the elbow at every opportunity, something that never seemed to happen last season.
I've said this a few times, but I'm still surprised that Hughes hasn't been picked up, yet. Might move in the summer, if Derby don't get promoted.