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I used to smoke 20 (cigarettes!) a day. When we had kids I had to quit as 20 showers a day is excessive.

I don't judge smokers. I ****ing loved smoking. 10 years on and I'm craving one right now.

I suspect that when the kids have moved out I will start smoking again.

I'll knock all smoking on the head when I start a family like. I only smoke tobacco with weed or booze. I barely drink though(always been partial to Gin). It's all toke in the house of Funk.
 
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As for what I'm doing... just about to attempt the move that every parent dreads: moving the sleeping toddler from your bed to their cot without them waking...

Wish me luck lads <yikes>
 
As for what I'm doing... just about to attempt the move that every parent dreads: moving the sleeping toddler from your bed to their cot without them waking...

Wish me luck lads <yikes>

Just ignore that itch you get on your bollocks or wedgie etc, when you are carrying something with weight. That crazy one which appears out of nowhere.
 
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Kind of.

You see you younguns don't know shiiiiiiit Spurlock. See the bong... go old old skool - that needs a second hole around about where that A is situated. Want to know why? Because without it you waste some serious goodness. Don't go commercial mate, build your own <ok> Trust me, @Skylarker knows why...
 
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You see you younguns don't know shiiiiiiit Spurlock. See the bong... that needs a second hole around about where the A is situated. Want to know why? Because without it you waste some serious goodness. Don't go commercial mate, build your own <ok> Trust me, @Skylarker knows why...

I couldn't find a picture of a ****ing plastic bottle with the two holes in that you make in your kitchen on a Friday night. I was just trying to outline the fundamental set up of a shisha pipe and a bong for Spaniard to compare.

But Trebs wants to measure cocks! **** this got munchies brb.
 
I couldn't find a picture of a ****ing plastic bottle with the two holes in that you make in your kitchen on a Friday night. I was just trying to outline the fundamental set up of a shisha pipe and a bong for Spaniard to compare.

But Trebs wants to measure cocks! **** this got munchies brb.

I can't help it if you want to go fanboy with your bongs mate. I was just trying to keep it real. If you want to show Spaniard a bong do it properly! I don't want the poor man wasting the ganja with that ****e you just posted!
 
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I couldn't find a picture of a ****ing plastic bottle with the two holes in that you make in your kitchen on a Friday night. I was just trying to outline the fundamental set up of a shisha pipe and a bong for Spaniard to compare.

But Trebs wants to measure cocks! **** this got munchies brb.
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You see you younguns don't know shiiiiiiit Spurlock. See the bong... go old old skool - that needs a second hole around about where that A is situated. Want to know why? Because without it you waste some serious goodness. Don't go commercial mate, build your own <ok> Trust me, @Skylarker knows why...

Unless you build a shotty. In which case no rush hole is needed <ok>

Anyway really old school involves 2 knives and a milk bottle!
 
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