Tips

[stopmeandslapme]

****, I forgot the dreaded toilet attendant, will edit.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

****, I forgot the dreaded toilet attendant, will edit.

*bog goblin

And for the record. **** all

 

[Null]

****, I forgot the dreaded toilet attendant, will edit.

20p max

 

[Ciaran]

*bog goblin

And for the record. **** all

Line of sniff.

 

[Tina.]

I always tip at least £3 for deliveries and £2 at wetherspoons.

 

[Ciaran]

Tip anyone who serves you food.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Thanks pud, he'll get **** all.

Just took delivery, he greeted me by my first name and hovered with an expectant look on his face but pud sent him away empty handed.

 

[Tina.]

Just took delivery, he greeted me by my first name and hovered with an expectant look on his face but pud sent him away empty handed.

Hope he pishes through your letterbox.

 

[Null]

Just took delivery, he greeted me by my first name and hovered with an expectant look on his face but pud sent him away empty handed.

Good ...

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Hope he pishes through your letterbox.

Have you ever had anyone piss in yours?

 

[Tina.]

Have you ever had anyone piss in yours?

Not in my letterbox, no.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I always tip at least £3 for deliveries and £2 at wetherspoons.

**** sake tuna. A quid if they're lucky.

Ftp

 

[Tina.]

**** sake tuna. A quid if they're lucky.

Ftp

You're tight as a gnats chuff but.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

What if the food is ****e but the waiter is a delight?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

You're tight as a gnats chuff but.

Nae **** tips me when I do my splendid drawings.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Not in my letterbox, no.

But other places, yes?

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Nae **** tips me when I do my splendid drawings.

Same m9

Nae **** tips me when I ask if they want fries with that.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

You forgot hairdressers oh I mean barbers

 

[Mind The Duck]

Thinking of ordering a takeaway from one of those pay online sites but not sure whether a tip is expected by the driver. Don't want to appear mean but also don't want he/she to realise I'm a socially awkward spacka who thrusts money into peoples hands whilst trying to avoid eye contact. So thought I'd better check with you guys first.

Please complete the following survey stating whether you tip and how much (cash or percentage) against each category.

Food delivery, paid online
Food delivery, pay at door
Meal in pub (order at bar)
Meal in café/restaurant (order at table)
Barmaid (drinks only)
Supermarket delivery
Taxi driver
Hotel porter
Paperboy xmas tip
Postman xmas tip
Milkman xmas tip
Dustman xmas tip
Removal men (each)
Toilet attendant

Any others?

Round up to nearest quid
Round up to nearest quid
Nothing
10%
Nothing
Nothing
Round up to nearest 50p
Na
Na
Nothing
Na
Nothing
Nothing
Whatever the big ****er wants

 

[Mick O'Toon]

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.