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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jan 12, 2017.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    ****, I forgot the dreaded toilet attendant, will edit.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 12, 2017
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *bog goblin

    And for the record. **** all
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 12, 2017
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    20p max
     
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    Null, Jan 12, 2017
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Line of sniff.
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I always tip at least £3 for deliveries and £2 at wetherspoons.
     
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    Tina., Jan 12, 2017
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tip anyone who serves you food.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 12, 2017
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Just took delivery, he greeted me by my first name and hovered with an expectant look on his face but pud sent him away empty handed.
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Hope he pishes through your letterbox.
     
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    Tina., Jan 12, 2017
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    Good ...
     
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    Null, Jan 12, 2017
  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever had anyone piss in yours?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 12, 2017
  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Not in my letterbox, no.
     
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    Tina., Jan 12, 2017
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake tuna. A quid if they're lucky.

    Ftp
     
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  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You're tight as a gnats chuff but.
     
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    Tina., Jan 12, 2017
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What if the food is ****e but the waiter is a delight?
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nae **** tips me when I do my splendid drawings.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    But other places, yes?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 12, 2017
  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Same m9

    Nae **** tips me when I ask if they want fries with that.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You forgot hairdressers oh I mean barbers <diva>
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Round up to nearest quid
    Round up to nearest quid
    Nothing
    10%
    Nothing
    Nothing
    Round up to nearest 50p
    Na
    Na
    Nothing
    Na
    Nothing
    Nothing
    Whatever the big ****er wants
     
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  21. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 12, 2017
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