What are you doing?

Having a lazy piss

 

So you've wet yourself then?

 

No. That would be a bone idle piss.

A lazy piss is when you sit down rather than stand up.

 

Surey sitting down requires more effort?

 

Good point.

 

Not when sitting down. Good god!!!

 

Less likely to drop your phone down the pan

 

You spend way too much time on the phone!

 

I was going to say that he spends way too much time on the pan

 

In the pub, drinking for England.

 

... he must have a very large bladder!

 

Both!

 

That accusation as been known to be aimed in my direction (when I do stand up)

 

Are you Frank Drebin??

 

Porky Barry.

 

He's my prodigy

 

Lazy day today ...pick my eldest girl up from her mum's this evening then back to ours for the night before she's off back to London tomorrow in time to go out (wish I was 24 again).

So got all 3 daughters at home tonight...which I love ...got some good wine in and lots of Xmas nibbles like mini venison pies ...probably watch a nice family film ...chill.

 

I need a lazy day, Monday hopefully gonna chill and play Xbox all day.

 

Just done my last cycle of the year 10 miles over coast path, moors and cross country.

Might go for a surf later if I've still got the gumption !

 

Cooking a duck