So you've wet yourself then?Having a lazy piss
So you've wet yourself then?
No. That would be a bone idle piss.
A lazy piss is when you sit down rather than stand up.
Good point.
Surey sitting down requires more effort?
Less likely to drop your phone down the pan

You spend way too much time on the phone!
I was going to say that he spends way too much time on the pan
You spend way too much time on the phone!
I was going to say that he spends way too much time on the pan
... he must have a very large bladder!
That accusation as been known to be aimed in my direction (when I do stand up)
Are you Frank Drebin??
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Lazy day today ...pick my eldest girl up from her mum's this evening then back to ours for the night before she's off back to London tomorrow in time to go out (wish I was 24 again).
So got all 3 daughters at home tonight...which I love ...got some good wine in and lots of Xmas nibbles like mini venison pies ...probably watch a nice family film ...chill.