Cheeseses, Chazz? I like most French cheeseses, except that stinky, moldy one that lives in caves in the Massive Central. Us and the Froggies are cheeseses champions. Everyone else is Sherpa Van trophy standard. Fact.
Just had some 'black bomber cheese'. It's the best cheese I have ever tasted, made in Wales near Snowdonia. Highly recommended. http://www.snowdoniacheese.co.uk/cheese/black-bomber/
Respect. That cheese is illegal! It's the dairy equivalent of blow or charlie or night nurse. Do you have a supplier, C?
Omertà Ern. For the record I haven't actually eaten any, **** that for a game of soldiers. Dirty bastards. Like I said I don't mind a Babybel , I like Cathedral City and am partial to a drop of Primula but that'll just about do. Eating a larvae infested lump of cheese is just ****ing mental. It's deranged.
Gotcha C. Nudge, nudge. No can say. Wink. Wink. Babybel. Cathedral City. Primula. Nice cheeseses cover story. I understand. Fair do's. But if you could just let me know the name of your dealer I'd really appreciate it.
Now, now Kempers. Think about what you're saying and who's side you are on. Think very carefully. It's important.
I'm starting my own Cheese mountain here, 4 people bought be packs of cheese selections for presents, I will be eating it until next Christmas by the looks of it.
