Saints Xmas

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fran-MLs little camera said:
Love Harry Reed's outrage that his hat is torn...we've all been there. :)
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Cracker grief manifests itself in many ways:
Your gunpowder fails to ignite;
You are left with 2 small ends and no middle;
Your toy goes flying across the table and lands in the gravy;
Your hat rips in half as you put it on;
Your joke has been duplicated and someone else reads it out first.

If I've forgotten any please add them!
 
ChilcoSaint said:
Cracker grief manifests itself in many ways:
Your gunpowder fails to ignite;
You are left with 2 small ends and no middle;
Your toy goes flying across the table and lands in the gravy;
Your hat rips in half as you put it on;
Your joke has been duplicated and someone else reads it out first.

If I've forgotten any please add them!
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The obvious one you missed is that you pull a really great quality cracker, and the toy, that you always fancied winning, every Xmas, ends up with the other person who doesn't give a **** about it, but retains it anyway. ;)
 
fran-MLs little camera said:
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Can we make Xmas last 8 days as well.
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Last time I looked I believe ours was supposed to last 12 days.? So on Boxing Day when someone turns to you and asks if you've had a good Christmas, punch them in the gob and say you're still having yours. ;)

January 6th is when it's over. Apparently the Yuletide festival used to last 15 days.
 
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