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  1. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Indeed. He was always in Portugal.
     
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  2. saintrichie123

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  3. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Love Harry Reed's outrage that his hat is torn...we've all been there. :)
     
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  5. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Cracker grief manifests itself in many ways:
    Your gunpowder fails to ignite;
    You are left with 2 small ends and no middle;
    Your toy goes flying across the table and lands in the gravy;
    Your hat rips in half as you put it on;
    Your joke has been duplicated and someone else reads it out first.

    If I've forgotten any please add them!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Dec 23, 2016
  6. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    The obvious one you missed is that you pull a really great quality cracker, and the toy, that you always fancied winning, every Xmas, ends up with the other person who doesn't give a **** about it, but retains it anyway. ;)
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I note that Saints buy truly cheap crackers.....we must be bust<wah> No strikers in January for us<wah><wah>
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Dec 24, 2016
  8. fran-MLs little camera

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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Forster was the first one we caught eating the Smarties. :)
     
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  10. SAINTDON13

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    Prince Harry would have expected a crown at least!
     
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  11. fatletiss

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    Flip: we've only bought cheap crackers because we've saved all our money for a striker!!!

    #happyclappy
     
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    fatletiss, Dec 24, 2016
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  12. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Whoever got Jose in Secret Santa got him a jacket with 'SUB' printed on it and a cardboard cut out of Cristiano Ronaldo. <laugh>

    Virgil got a Man City shirt. <laugh>
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Can we make Xmas last 8 days as well.
     
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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Last time I looked I believe ours was supposed to last 12 days.? So on Boxing Day when someone turns to you and asks if you've had a good Christmas, punch them in the gob and say you're still having yours. ;)

    January 6th is when it's over. Apparently the Yuletide festival used to last 15 days.
     
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  15. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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  16. fatletiss

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    Er Bertie?? WTF is that all about?
     
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  17. Saint Helen

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    I really, really don't want to know! And the whip!! :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  18. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one not happy about the Man City shirt? :(
     
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  19. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    No, very poor taste if you ask me!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Dec 24, 2016
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  20. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Within a footballing environment it's pretty funny.
     
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