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luvgonzo said:
What confuses me about Lenny Henry is how he made a career as a comedian?
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I thought that too back in the day. Was watching some of the characters he used to play through maturer eyes and I appreciated him more..used his race to his advantage, a bit like the Eminem of comedy. He's into Stage plays now...he's oraite...good man....straight from the heart. Loves his BBW's though. His new wife is cast out of the same mould as his chubby ex.
 
Spurlock said:
I thought that too back in the day. Was watching some of the characters he used to play through maturer eyes and I appreciated him more..used his race to his advantage, a bit like the Eminem of comedy. He's into Stage plays now...he's oraite...good man....straight from the heart. Loves his BBW's though. His new wife is cast out of the same mould as his chubby ex.
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I remember a stand up by Chris Rock where he mentions that black men love fat white chicks. It's like a fetish.

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Treble said:
wtf is a sex exile? <laugh>
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Good question, Trebs.

I imagine the typical sex exile as a rather dull, balding, over-weight man, prone to excessive body-odour and bad breath, who spent a lot of his youth masturbating furiously and never really getting the breaks with real girls. One day, late into his 40s, he discovers Thailand, and suddenly his sexual fantasies have come true! Sure, he has to pay for it all, but it's only the flight and the hotel that cost the real money - the women (and, more particularly, the lady-boys) are dirt cheap.

Well, after many several trips out there, our erstwhile degenerate Chelsea supporter thinks to himself, "**** me! If I lived out here, I could spend the cost of several flights and hotel bills on buying a cheap-as-chips wooden shack, and I'd have hard cock and tits on tap 24/7!"

Before anyone can say "lube my passage!" Skiddy had emigrated to Thailand and become a sex exile.

I may have brushed over a few details, but that is essentially it, Trebs.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Good question, Trebs.

I imagine the typical sex exile as a rather dull, balding, over-weight man, prone to excessive body-odour and bad breath, who spent a lot of his youth masturbating furiously and never really getting the breaks with real girls. One day, late into his 40s, he discovers Thailand, and suddenly his sexual fantasies have come true! Sure, he has to pay for it all, but it's only the flight and the hotel that cost the real money - the women (and, more particularly, the lady-boys) are dirt cheap.

Well, after many several trips out there, our erstwhile degenerate Chelsea supporter thinks to himself, "**** me! If I lived out here, I could spend the cost of several flights and hotel bills on buying a cheap-as-chips wooden shack, and I'd have hard cock and tits on tap 24/7!"

Before anyone can say "lube my passage!" Skiddy had emigrated to Thailand and become a sex exile.

I may have brushed over a few details, but that is essentially it, Trebs.
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Shoulda just said Skiddy fam.
 
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That did cross my mind, Bruv. But I always say that a good story is worth the telling.

By the way, that last bit does not apply to you, Bambi. Please, try to keep your stories as short as possible to avoid confusion. Cheers.
 
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