What are you doing?

Hopefully he is being more constructive with his time and learning how to spell in English the foreign basterd.

 

Catching up on Masterchef....finals week.

Rolling a zoot, chillin with my cat Miniman.

 

Oh yeah....where's the boy Sucky?

 

Couldn't you have just ordered him Coke or a cup of tea?? Evil bastard.

 

Tired.

It's Stanette's birthday. Up early to do presents before dropping her and Mrs Stan off to meet their pals for a girly day out. In laws arrived for Xmas this afternoon. Had a Chinese takeaway this evening.

****ing expensive day for Stan.

Drinking.

 

****ing 'fugees coming over here and drinking our pond water!!

 

And then you have English sex exiles like Commie and Skiddy.

It makes you want to weep.

 

wtf is a sex exile?

 

He had a Pepsi but downed it in one

 

Not sure but it sounds quite fun.

 

I must be a horrible person, but that first paragraph had me pissing myself....HAHA

 

I was pissing myself watching him in person as were the other 6 British people!

 

If HIAG says Commie's into it, I doubt it.

Maybe it's something HIAG and Commie get up to together, sticking sweetcorn up each's other's penis or some **** like that, in which case I really don't want to know.

 

Matth taught Treble this^^^^

 

Watching a programme on Lenny Henry's life, on BBC1......brilliant.

 

Watched it the other night instead of the 2nd half of that dull merseyside derby. Very good I thought.

I used to watch Tiswas, best Saturday morning kids show ever

 

Does anybody else get the impression that Lenny Henry might have turned out to be an axe murderer if he hadn't been a comedian ?

Just something a bit intense about the bloke.

 

What confuses me about Lenny Henry is how he made a career as a comedian?

 

And how he was able to shag Dawn French

 

Must be like trying to **** a water bed!...