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VenomPD said:
Cannae even convince a few arseholes to stop killing each other but we're going live in a fantasy utopia where every **** helps each other out. :huh:
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I'm not talking about drum circles and ****s with flowers in their hair holding hands ffs <doh>
 
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Ciaran said:
I've never advocated killing innocents in any conflict, including Ireland/Britain.

Find the post/s.
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Yes you ****ing have. You were loving it when that twat got his head cut off.

****ing hypocrite <doh>
 
VenomPD said:
Agreed on them stepping up but the citizenship is now paying the price. It is an ongoing ****-up from the European nations and Germany's hubris in believing that they should be out front to lead is now coming back to haunt them.

Not saying that I agree with the stance the UK took but I don't agree with the German one either. The fact that the EU couldn't agree anything substantial as a group is indicative of the ineffectual nature of Brussels.
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We don't see the word "hubris" often enough. Fair play, Venom <ok>
 
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MalteseMick said:
If I was in the insurance game I'd be selling Muslim Terrorism Insurance - 50 quid a year, will pay you out £1m if you are attacked by a Muslim terrorist. If everyone in the UK bought it I'd have paid out about 4 ****s since 2010 and be about 3 billion quid richer.
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I think the GC brain trust should be able to come up with a few nifty suggestions on what this insurance company could be called?
 
I have just invented the Mussiepurse.

Mr Islamaterrorist is rather prone to losing his/her papers whilst going about his Jhadi business.

Not anymore. Not if they have ... Mussiepurse.

With Mussiepurse all Abdul has to do is insert passports, driving licences, bank cards, fertiliser4u loyalty cards into the handy waterproof pouch, zip up the pouch with our state of the art weather/curry proof zip and then using the handy chain with carabiners that come in 6 different colours attach the purse to a belt loop or suicide vest thus making any personal details safe and unlosable.

Order now in time Christmas kill spree.
 
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rogueleader said:
Disposable, once only use I presume?
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Depends on the country of use and the mode of Jhadism being used.

If you are suicude bombing a French football stadium then you are probably only going to use it that one time.

However if you are ramraiding a few Brockwurst stalls with a Adolf Stobart truck and Herr plod arrest some random Paki allowing you to make your escape then you will be glad to know that the Mussiepurse is fully reusable.
 
VenomPD said:
I'd stuff some bacon down your arse-crack to ward away ST. He'll no bum you if you've got a bit of bacon covering your ring.
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Good idea, will pop into Iceland for a three pack!

Back in one piece but oot again Thursday and Friday; this f******n' Jack Daniels is f******n' killing me!

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