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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 20, 2016.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Hope you don't let your kids go to night clubs
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2016
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm not talking about drum circles and ****s with flowers in their hair holding hands ffs <doh>
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2016
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Yes you ****ing have. You were loving it when that twat got his head cut off.

    ****ing hypocrite <doh>
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2016
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    And the rest of the world prevaricates and bickers about it. There would be no refugee crisis otherwise.
     
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    VenomPD, Dec 21, 2016
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Haha. What I was doing was exactly what you are doing here.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 21, 2016
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've had enough of this arguing

    [puts Shakin' Stevens on full blast]
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2016
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    We don't see the word "hubris" often enough. Fair play, Venom <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 21, 2016
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  8. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    The aims to weed out the meek.

    Jesus had it all wrong. I can mathematically prove it.
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Dec 21, 2016
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    His wife suffers from vaginal hubris iirc
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2016
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I didn't know there was a Mrs Freddy Krueger.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 22, 2016

  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I think the GC brain trust should be able to come up with a few nifty suggestions on what this insurance company could be called?
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 22, 2016
  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Anyway, I heard on the news that the Tunisian suspect comes from Tatooine, which is where Luke Skywalker grew up.

    Eddie?
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 22, 2016
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have just invented the Mussiepurse.

    Mr Islamaterrorist is rather prone to losing his/her papers whilst going about his Jhadi business.

    Not anymore. Not if they have ... Mussiepurse.

    With Mussiepurse all Abdul has to do is insert passports, driving licences, bank cards, fertiliser4u loyalty cards into the handy waterproof pouch, zip up the pouch with our state of the art weather/curry proof zip and then using the handy chain with carabiners that come in 6 different colours attach the purse to a belt loop or suicide vest thus making any personal details safe and unlosable.

    Order now in time Christmas kill spree.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 22, 2016
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Disposable, once only use I presume?
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 22, 2016
  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "What's that secret you're keeping?"

     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 22, 2016
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Depends on the country of use and the mode of Jhadism being used.

    If you are suicude bombing a French football stadium then you are probably only going to use it that one time.

    However if you are ramraiding a few Brockwurst stalls with a Adolf Stobart truck and Herr plod arrest some random Paki allowing you to make your escape then you will be glad to know that the Mussiepurse is fully reusable.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 22, 2016
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Suicide is preferable to going to watch French fitba.
     
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    VenomPD, Dec 22, 2016
  18. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Good idea, will pop into Iceland for a three pack!

    Back in one piece but oot again Thursday and Friday; this f******n' Jack Daniels is f******n' killing me!

    JD4.jpg
     
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    bayernkenny, Dec 23, 2016
  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Dec 23, 2016
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Dec 23, 2016
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: rectal baguette party, Toby chuckled as innocent Christians crushed, English identity more confused than Toby sexuality, GraveRaper rapes graves, Hence the name, Toby loves immigrants, Can't get a shag otherwise

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