What are you doing?

Any good stories? ****ed the secretary? ****ed off the boss? etc.

 

I am the boss, and no one ****ed me off.

No real scandal, plenty were hammered and making twats of themselves, but that's standard

 

Well that ****ing told me

 

I got caught on security cameras at one of those parties. There was an Xmas party in the boardroom for all the bond trading dept of the bank ( No, I'm not going to say which bank!). It had been a good year and the champagne was getting guzzled fast.

I took one of the back office girls down to the trading floor and shagged her across the dealing desks. The whole episode was caught on cameras and the security guys took great delight in showing it to anyone and everyone.

Just as well there was no YouTube back then or I'm sure the ****s would have stuck it up on there...

 

Nursing my second hangover of the weekend. Works do last night. Food was hideous.

Woke up at 11 went to golf club for a carvery now going to become 1 with my sofa.

 

Been busy ...picked up youngest daughter from a sleepover...then eldest from her mum's (ex-wife) then middle one from her boyfriend's family ...now home and looking forward to a nice family Sunday lunch

 

Lol they sound like they'll do anything to get out of the house.

 

#stinging

 

Just cleaned the football boots, did a dump run, swept the drive, swept and tidied the carport.

Time for half an eye on Arsenal v the bitters. Come on you Arse.

 

...nah ...with 4 women that's generally me...

 

#Pastoral

 

Spent the afternoon raking leaves ffs.

Going to watch the second half of the Citeh game and then go down the pub for a roast and a livener **** it.

 

Opening up the tub of Celebrations now. Still another 3 boxes of chocs to go through (and a box of Mint Matchsticks which I don't think I've ever had before) and it's not even Xmas yet. I love those pesky school kids

 

Having just spent a small fortune on food shopping, I'm now sat with a can waiting for the best derby in world football (the Merseyside derby) to start whilst the mrs (nm) cooks dinner!

 

Had a spliff...getting one ready for the Merseyside Derby.

Come on you Toffee men.


Lukaku Boom A Ye!
Lukaku Boom A Ye!

 

So famous you had to put in brackets which one you meant.


Just had a bowl of cawl after losing at squash by the deciding game. Was on it tonight, sharp as a ****ing tack.

Will now watch some cooking **** or other on TV as there's **** all of interest on.

 

That was more in anticipation of the hilarious ****ers on here...

 

Yeah, yeah, course it was.

Jamie's epic Christmas is great, how's the 2nd best derby in North West England doing?

 

#calledit

 

#didyoufuck