It's shameful that you Seggies are plagiarising my hilarious posters-as-drag-artists send-up, but I can understand why you do it, given the degree to which you all admire and fear my wit.
... hope not ... at least I hope such a slip won't put him in A&E at this time of year ... those queues could take longer to dissipate than Liverpool's wait for an EPL title
While the slip may have been traumatic, I meant the widely known fact that Stevie Me was an Evertonian as a kid but due to some difficult periods as a blue switched to being a red
Difficult moments? Surely you mean traumatic, the poor lad must have suffered unspeakable torture to go that far.
Sadly accurate Got a kid who bites when ****ed off...got disgusting bit mark bruises up my arm... is like working with a mini version of Hannibal Lecter