Roofus criticised Arsenal...god knows what it was...Skiddy didn't like it and took to calling Roofus 'Dufus' I remember it well.
What do you expect from Skiddy...he's on the Brighton thread asking you if Chris Hughton is a He/she now. The guy is a pissed up idiot.
Stretch turned to Pri (Mrs and Mr Marks) and with a tear in her eye asked "Where did we go wrong with Skiddy? He used to be such a sweet little boy but has now become a proper gobshite."
I'm not going to say what Skiddy looked like as a child but apparently his mom used to feed him with a slingshot .
Pri: Didn't i tell you that dressing him up as a girl would lead to trouble? Stretch: I'm sorry darling, but after having 4 boys i was so sure the next one would be a girl. In fact, I had my heart set on it and when the hairy ape emerged i refused to face the truth. Pri: And it led to his brothers having their wicked way with him Stretch: Oh darling, i do so blame myself for that but did you have to join in too? Pri: Well, a bottle of scotch was the only way i could face him and what with the dresses and the beer goggles.....