You've got to love The Sun.

They'll charge you to download the audio files.

With a torrent, you can steal,erm, I mean, creatively share it with a relevant community

 

The next one that I ride that I don't particularly care about I will sent you a pic, but I can't do it with this one, certainly not until I have shagged her and have no more use for her! But this one is a keeper(no, that doesn't mean she has a body like Andy Goram), even though I have said that a good few times before!

 

I was going to tell you to not do that but I can't imagine Monaco to give a flying **** about illegal downloads.

Go for it

Also, you know you can get software to record your skype videos?

 

Just went on to the linguaphone site and those useless ****s don't do Finnish either.

 

There's a free one called Pamela

There is literally no excuse for this Finnish pie not being on GC

 

Haha yep, I've been caught out like that before!

 

**** off you bunch of animals, I like the girl, when I don't like her, I will post it.!

 

FFS Gerard

Here.

http://www.speakfinnish.co.uk/

It won't teach you "let me sniff your knickers" or anything but there'll be enough on there to impress her enough to gobble yer baws

EDIT: I just looked at some of the phrases I knew Finnish was pretty much unrelated to other Scandinavian languages and isn't really Germanic or Latin-based but, **** me, that looks like a nightmare to learn

 

Give me some credit mate, I saw that one yesterday, but it is pish, it isn't even audio, there is one that is audio, but that is pish too, I want a good one!

 

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3956436/Talk_Now__-_Learn_Finnish

there you go gerrard

 

He's going to need a lot more help than that

 

There's a plot for a Naked Gun-style scene or something in this.

Monaco trying to sweet talk this wee darling in her native tongue with an earpiece with a guy telling him the Finnish phrases to say etc.

...then the guy drops a hot slice of pizza on him whilst arguing with another woman in his room.

"<thefinnishfor>**** sake, it's burning ma baws man, aaaahhh, I'm gonna need to wash the whole crotch area. N whit are you looking at, ya cow? It's your ****ing fault. Hurry up and help me cool my baws doon or I'll slap you aboot in front of yer da, ya boot"

 

He can **** off he might want me to download it and learn it for him an all

 

Brilliant.

We have the earpiece guy.

Now, we need a fake waiter and someone who can install hidden cameras.

 

Sounds about right!

 

what kind of self respecting skandinavian can't speak English anyhoo?

 

Unfortunately, Toby is correct Jimmy, I will need more help that a mere link!

 

She can, of course she can, they all do, I just want to learn it because I said to her I would and thought it would be a quicker route to pumping her.

 

Just watch tapes of the chef on the Muppets. Ye canny go far wrong.

 

Is that one, actually speaking to a Finnish person, or is it audio as in, it says something and you repeat back?