We used the wheelchair trick when on our first holiday in Florida - at Disney they let you jump the queue ( accompanying mother-in-law came in useful )
You're a ****in moron ... There are no words to describe how much of a ****in idiot you are ... Do the world a favour - do not breed!
Nah, wont waste my time ... he's a ****in mong! Now everybody: you need to stand on public transport just in case someone with a physical disability - visible or not - or a mental disablity needs a seat! **** sake ... if someone needs a seat, and has a valid reason for needing it (that's not clearly visible) asked for a seat, I'm sure they would get it. I once tried to give my seat to a "pregnant" woman .. turn out she was just fat and she went radge!
Few years back I went to survey a house for an extension. Was making polite conversation with the woman who had a big bulging stomach like a pregnant burd. Done the ****ey polite chat bollocks of pretending to care about her obvious pregnancy, only for her to freak the **** out and inform me she has some kind of epic constipation which means she only ****es once a month or so and has to go to hospital to get it excavated.
