You're 'avin a bubble baff, ya bam

You're a Londoner who supports a Glaswegian football team.

Keep up.

 

Aye.

 

Come on to ****. You do realise that not all Londoners are cockneys? Surely?

 

I think the "vowel sound" they refer to is best expressed as a "w".

Apparently, even the queen mispronounces the "l" in "milk" as "miwk".

As for rhyming slang, weegie rhyming slang > cockney rhyming slang

Cannae beat hitting a Des O'Connor

 

Ahm jis sticking ona the jaggy nettle

 

I'm going for a read and write.

 

I prefer to go for a Greyfriars Bobby/Tam Kite

 

or a basil boli

 

No it's not. You have to be born within the sound of Bow Bells to be classified as a Cockney.

 

When was this? 1400 or so?

Nowadays, born in London or the boroughs, Cockney.

#Close thread.

 

rhyming slang what a bunch of spastics what are they 6years old ? say what ya mean feen ffs. upoudat

 

Utter garbage. If you weren't born in that area you do not class yourself as a cockney - end of story.

 

Oh here we go again.

Glasgow this, Glasgow that.

Did you know that God is a Glaswegian.

Glaswegians have been running the world since day one.

They are the pyoor dead funniest ****s on the earth by ra way but, but.......................ad nauseum.

Glaswegians are smelly, ignorant hygenically challenged ****buckets who inhabit the smelliest and most dumpish city in the world.

There, I said what all non weegies were thinking.

 

ER accusing someone of repeating the same boring ****e over and over?

Wow.

 

Plus, they're the hardest folks on earth (despite being 5ft nothing and having rickets).

 

That's true

 

No, I'm not ****nuts. Read it again you stupid ****in boring prick.

 

And an average life expectancy of 33.

No wonder Dev got out. He's blossoming in his 60's now.

 

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