Vote early, vote often. seriously but... we will know soon enough so then we can debate something else.
It's sunny. Both my daughters are voting in. I think their half-Dutch mother is as well and she's a Thatcher lover - another reason for leaving her
ah so your daughters are 1/4 dutch eh... no wonder you think they are good looking.. i had been confused by this.
If any of you think that the leavers could win, Ladbroke are now offering 9 to 2 for a straight win and 6 to 1 on a 50-55% Leave win. Worth a punt, Donga? You said Brexit 55-45. There's your chance to make some dough!
I don't think they're good looking. They're my daughters for ****'s sake. Other people (male and female ) tell me they're beautiful. They invariably go on to say: a) Who's the father b) They must take after their mother c) Other **** along those lines It gets pretty boring, frankly. Personality-wise, there can be no doubt about 'Who's the Daddy'
Read this on Facebook... Fridays going to be amazing! i'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I'll run to the corner shop past all the british children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" the red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as i walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" i say to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" and he's right! outside in the streets jolly old nigel farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them! just then boris flies overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing ****wits who fell for his bullshit. grow up. wake up. IN ...and thought it was funny
I want it to rain fish and chips...and bulldog puppies...no wait they'll get hurt... I'll be subversive...let it rain lamb madras...that'll confuse everyone...
Whatever the result, joy for some people and sadness for others. I can only wish that Boris Johnson is not a winner
