Your Ultimate Ruby

[Fridge Magnet]

Poppadoms? Yes
Starter? Puda roll
Rice? Pilau
Side dish 1? Saag Paneer
Side dish 2? Brinjal bhaji
Main dish? Vegetable Jalfrezi
Sundry? Peshwari naan
Drink? Cherry Pepsi
Dessert? Egg Man
Eat in or take home? On the sofa, watching my Terry and June boxset

Over to you guys.

Bye.

 

[Patience]

I usually just enjoy wrapping my mouth round Sanjeev's sweating penis in the tiny cubicle at the Ashoka on Ashton Lane in Glasgow. He's the head chef. Makes a great Korma AND he'll batter your back doors in.

Stinks of curry, mind.

ALSO, PESHWARI NAANS ARE FOR AMATEURS. FACT.

[HASHTAG]#SCIENCE[/HASHTAG]

 

[Strange Nipples ST]

Poppadoms? For the wife
Starter? Veggie samosa or puri
Rice? Mushroom or lemon pulao
Side dish 1? Aloo saag
Side dish 2? No
Main dish? Vegetable vindaloo extra hot (I only have one taste bus left)
Sundry? Peshwari naan
Drink? No
Dessert? No
Eat in or take home? At home, reclining on the chair watching a film

 

[Gambol]

I've been havin Chicken Jaipur larely, with chapatis

 

[Patience]

I've been having unsafe sex lately, mainly with the Pakis.

 

[Toley Fart]

I've been having unsafe sex lately, mainly with the Pakis.

Inbawdeep?

 

[Toley Fart]

Ps I don’t eat curries unless they’re stuffed inside a calzone pizza. My filling of choice is actually a Jaipuri imho. I usually ask Ali to add some chilli too iirc

WATP

 

[Fridge Magnet]

I've been having unsafe sex lately, mainly with the Pakis.

Are you rewarded with free sundries for your efforts?

I normally get a bottle of diet coke in exchange for bum.

 

[pompeymeowth]

This could be the Calcutta in Albert road Southsea.

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[Toley Fart]

Ps no curry should be considered unless it was made by weegie pakis

I’ve heard Manchester might be decent tho

Jip to confirm

 

[Tina.]

I've been havin Chicken Jaipur larely, with chapatis

Jaipuri is the king of curries. My fave. My local does a lovely korma too. Special fried rice and poppadoms for this filthy papist.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Egg man had 100 Rupees in him!

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[Mick O'Toon]

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[Gambol]

Jaipuri is the king of curries. My fave. My local does a lovely korma too. Special fried rice and poppadoms for this filthy papist.

Korma? **** off.

 

[Gambol]

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Damn it. I can remember them.

 

[Tina.]

Korma? **** off.

No. You FÛCK OFF.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Damn it. I can remember them.

Me too with a Party 7 each to wash it down with. Very romantic.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Damn it. I can remember them.

Older brother's mate,ma can you give me something different for me dinner like a Vesta curry,he got it every day for a month

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Gambol]

No. You FÛCK OFF.

Naw, YOU **** off