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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I quite fancy being a travel writer. Do a bit of sight-seeing during the day, a nice meal in the evening and enjoy the seedy underbelly of the city at night. Write up the publishable bits the next day and move on.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The cancer that eventually kills Russell Brand.
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 30, 2014
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm willing to be a guinea pig to test that theory in my upcoming smokey plantation existence.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 30, 2014
  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Don't choose a boring profession or something you don't like then.

    I could never get sick of manipulating and breeding hundreds of plant species. It doesn't even have to be weed.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 30, 2014
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Welding the crusts onto British rail pork pies.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 30, 2014
  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Look in the mirror...
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He asked for that <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 30, 2014
  8. gas

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    <laugh>

    I've never denied it.
     
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    gas, Jan 30, 2014
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    MD 20/20

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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 30, 2014
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    International man of mystery .
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    iMoM?

    Basically you want to be Rosie fae The Jetsons

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    VenomPD, Jan 30, 2014
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 30, 2014
  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is that no Benders maw ?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 30, 2014
  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I tried to phone up for an application form but the ****s are ex directory .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 30, 2014
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Naw
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 30, 2014
  16. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I have my dream job.

    7am - Get up for a ****, shower and breakfast. Read for an hour. See the nippers off to school.
    9am - Start working.
    Noon - Lunch, followed by an hour of reading.
    1.30pm - Continue working.
    3pm - Kids come home. Play, read and do homework with the kids.
    8pm - Spend three hours with the missus.
    11pm - Back to work.
    2am - Research and planning for the next day.
    3am - Bed.

    Saturdays, Sundays, Mondays are always days off.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jan 30, 2014
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    How do you fit signing on into your busy schedule ?
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I do it on a Monday. :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So you only do shagging between 8 - 11pm, or, is that for days off only?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 30, 2014
  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    The man who helps dress Candice Swanepoel at Victoria's Secret shows
     
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