Anyway, its one of the little pleasures in life to watch a women with pleasant tay-tays put her luggage up in the overhead compartments. Yooz ****s complaining about flying need to wake up to the world around you.
I was going to suggest the fit stewardesses are also worth while ogling but I can't remember the last time I saw one that would be worth adding to the mile high club. I flew American Airlines and they must have had a positive discrimination policy for old birds because it was like flying Air Alzheimers. The poor old cow on the dinner trolley looked knackered, I nearly offered her my seat for a rest. Nearly. One of the others, a lady of colour, had some sort of freakish goiter on her neck and pronounced eyeballs which made the poor fecker look just like Admiral "It's a Trap!" Ackbar from Star Wars. A long way off the fit minge that used to work for Virgin back in the day.
