Off Topic Your last meal.

That's the only way Stan can

 

A beautifully sweet smelling, freshly buffed, minge, served on a bed of pillows would do.

Followed by a hand rolled Cuban and a large glass of single malt

 

#headshot

 

fo sho.

I can categorically state that if I was ever in a position to **** Amanda Holden, Les Dennis would be the farthest person from my mind

 

You sick ****er.

 

You'd be thinking of Neil Morrissey instead.

 

What if the only way you could do her was with Les Dennis standing behind you watching repeatedly saying "survey says" and critiquing your technique.

"Three strikes, you're out. My turn."

 

hmmm.....
I think I could still maintain my lob on......

 

What if Bruce Forsyth was standing with him pointing at her breasts saying "you get nothing for a pair".

Would you still be able to give her a Brucey-Bonus?

 

I think just seeing Bruce Forsythe would instantly deflate any hard on, regardless of what he was doing.

 

Brucie would have his schlong in her gob, the dirty old fox.

 

Sounds like the most homosexual death row ever.

 

I'd consider a Tesco Chicken Caesar triple, with a pack of Doritos Roulette and pint of blue top milk.

 

Ahh... My nemesis. My evil twin.

 

... as oposed to the marginally lesser ones that you're familiar with?

 

- he's only been on bisexual death rows.

 

If there's a heterosexual death row, I might be pursuaded to join in.

 

Chase me!

 

BDSM death row would actually work pretty well. A hot sexy dominatrix sexing you to death.

Yes mistress, I've been a bad boy, spank me and then give me a lethal injection... Ooh that feels so good.

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