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Your impending relegation...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Alf Hooker, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    You asked for one team to be named, you ******ed ****.

    How can naming 19 teams make it correct when you only asked people to name one team?

    Did I mention you're a ******ed ****?
     
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  2. Kempton

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    You seem like an intelligent person Alf. Please, do you know any decent cures for ring rash ? Ffs help me out mate, i'm really struggling here...
     
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  3. DMD

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  4. Quill

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    It's okay, I didn't fancy getting any sleep tonight anyways.
     
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  5. Steven Toast

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    Yeah the last time Burnley won a trophy (of any worth) was 1960. The size of your club isn't just dictated by what's in your trophy cabinet. It sounds like you want the Premier League to be made up of six teams, supported by fans who use the word 'tekkers' and watch poorly edited vines of managers that they describe as "piss funny".
     
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  6. Polly13

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    Done a bit of digging. All is explained; Vermin fan.
     
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  7. Alf Hooker

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    At last a decent Tigger, welcome fella <ok>

    if only you had the same amount of "fans" travelling away to watch your team, that is looking at this thread, maybe you would win a few more games
     
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  8. Quill

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    Called it.

    Poor sod... I suppose it's not his fault, with that shambles being the club he supports.
     
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  9. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I'm disappointed Kemps. Ring rash is very personal condition & should only be discussed with those close to you, not some random stranger on the internet.

    Happy to help though.

    Step 1:

    Combine 1/4 cup hydrogen peroxide with 1/2 cup white vinegar. Drop rings in and let soak for at least 30 minutes, but longer won&#8217;t hurt. Those little bubbles you see are from the peroxide doing it&#8217;s thing and killing germs and bacteria lurking on your rings. Ewwww.

    Step 2:

    Use a soft toothbrush (I used a kid&#8217;s one) and a little bit of dish soap and give your rings a good scrub. Get into all the nooks and crannies. Rinse in warm water.

    Step 3:

    Boil some water and suspend your rings over the top of the pot. I rigged up this contraption using a chopstick and a hair tie. You want your rings submerged, but not touching the bottom so they don&#8217;t bounce around. Boil for 20 minutes. The water will kill whatever the peroxide/vinegar mixture didn&#8217;t.

    Annnd&#8230;you&#8217;re done. Dry your rings and admire how sparkly they are now!


    Hope this helps.
     
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  10. DMD

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  11. Quill

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    You must have a glitch on your screen, as mine says there are 38 users, which is way below the minimum thousand or so who normally go away. <ok>
     
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  12. Alf Hooker

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    Stop DMD arsefucking you, and put a bit of savlon on said sore ringpiece<ok>
     
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  13. Polly13

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

    He's from Leeds but he almost could be a Scouser with such native wit!
     
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  14. DMD

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  15. rovertiger

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    Oh come on Alf you're disappointing us now, first you congratulate and then you try a wum again with a remark about our support.

    One of the rules also when on another Clubs board is, you don't welcome them, you're the visitor. These are basic rules of wumming Alf, how can we watch you grow if you're not putting the effort in?
     
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  16. Kempton

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    I can't thank enough Ben, iv'e been so miserable with my ring troubles. My old self seemed to be drifting away... i'll do as you say of course, and if ever you need me <ok>
     
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  17. Kempton

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    What is arsefucking please ALF HOOKER ?
     
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  18. ElTigre

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    Which club, whose supporters have to watch black and white DVDs to see their great days again, does this small man support?
     
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  19. Alf Hooker

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    I was just welcoming you to my debate Tigger<ok>
     
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  20. DMD

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    Nice legs, shame about the face.

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