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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 4, 2018.

  1. Angry_Physics

    Angry_Physics Well-Known Member

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    Does Grimsby smell like it sounds?
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    D'you know, this ouse....is Michael Caine's....Now, if you fink that screwdriver etc;
     
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  3. <laugh>

    "Nah, not a lot o' people know what I'm abaht to tell you, but.. if you don't leave my ahse right nah, I'm gonna take that screwdriver aht o' your grubby little pikey fingers and shove it right up your jacksie!"
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Stick to guitar playing.
     
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  5. What?

    You think I was a little less Caine and more Hoskins?
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    More Ray Winstone, or the Kemp brothers in the Krays.
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    More Marti Caine than Michael Caine <whistle>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The family of a suspected burglar who died after a struggle with a pensioner have pleaded with neighbours to stop tearing down tributes left outside the house where he was stabbed.

    A fence outside the home of Richard Osborn-Brooks, 78, in Hither Green, southeast London, has become a flash-point for tensions between locals and relatives of Henry Vincent since last week's incident, with balloons burst, cards soiled and flowers left ruined on the pavement.


    The 37-year-old's loved ones returned to the scene on Tuesday to re-attach tributes to the fence, but they were torn down again within minutes.

    Now a woman claiming to be his aunt has tried to reason with those responsible.

    :: 'Burglar' death: Police release image of 'accomplice' Billy Jeeves

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    Image:Henry Vincent died in a struggle
    "If people leave the flowers alone, within a week they'll die, we will come here, clean this road, and go and never come back," she insisted.

    "All we want is them just left until the flowers die and we will take them away."

    Elvina Lee, who said she was Vincent's first cousin, had earlier described whoever pulled down the tributes as "scum" and called Mr Osborn-Brooks a "murderer" and a "lowlife".
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I said that the law allows you to use 'reasonable force' which he did. There's no need for you to get all hurt and tearful about this mate <ok>
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Reminded me of a joke

    She said kiss me where it smells, so I took her to Grimsby

    Chubby brown
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Pikeys never forget.
     
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