I dunno, there's one that stuck in my mind for 25 years... This bloke wrote to the nudey lady who did the letters page, let's call her Pam: "Dear Pam, I like you so much blah blah I've kept all of your photo shoots, I like to spread them all out on the floor when I masturbate blah blah first I thrash my cock with nettles until it is purple in colour then I rub it with ice cubes until it goes limp. I like to repeat this six times before finally shooting my load all over your November centrefold" Something like that. Professional writer or unstable nutcase?
I remember finding a dirty mag and bringing it home (probably had dog piss on it but I didnt give a ****) and pulling the chopper off myself for about three months to the same bitch, simply because she was the only one that showed a bit of muff i.e. pure bush I didnt even know the name of the magazine because it had no cover when I found it
I wonder which bloke mag Tina ****ed herself off to? Come on Tina, who got your fanny batter up to temperature and gushing like an Icelandic geyser? Jim "Jazzer" Bett perhaps in the Rangers Official Calendar 1982?
