Your first away game?

Brilliant. Popping up, spouting the same boring clichés then acting surprised when the board isn't full of replies like "LOLZ" and "oh Toblerone Boots(?!), you're the grandmaster of comedy, teach me your ways!".

Yeah, we get this a lot. It's not been funny or strictly true for a long time, princess.

 

You never take your full allocation at the bridge for prem games. Fulham always do, as do Liverpool

 

'Games aren't won on based on...' Poor grammar that, Bandy.