This bar Club 99' was actually called the Seskatchewan, first time I ever went in a guy came flying down the stairs. This was lifted from a Forces chat forum.
You get yerself tae ma local. The Crown in Bellshill. The entertainment from the local scumbags is worth it alone
There was a place in the Gallowgate years ago called the Oxford Tavern, just along from the Sarry Heid, it had sawdust on the floor. One of my mates was in there of a workday lunchtime and two women - Clats - were sitting next to him. One got up and announced "ah need a pish", "**** it I won't make it" and squatted down and pissed on the floor.
Same as The Castle in Uddingston. 3 times at last count. Am surprised they didny get the IRA in to do it like wot they do in Norn Iron and then split the cash.
The Sarry Heid(sp) there's a memory Talkin about clatty wimmin, I've heard wimmin announcing loudly they're going "fur a slash" in Bellshill pubs. Good times.
My local in Douglas, Rovers Return - has at least 2 different independent ales on tap every night. Most importantly though, it has a fire, and usually a man with a dug - all pubs worth their salt should have a man and a dug.
Went in a boozer in Cornwall many years ago, that had a badger curled up asleep by the fire. Funniest looking dog I've ever ****ing seen.
Never a tough pub but a right good laugh when on a pub crawl along the shore. Actually get a glimpse of me in this video, [video=youtube;v_guDN7IZ0U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_guDN7IZ0U[/video]
Rochester Castle is a Weatherspoons pub, cheapest pint for miles around in London. You get some right ****ing weirdos there in the daytime. Jolly Butchers is alright. What's the pub in Southampton with the massive beergarden? Had a few crazy nights in there...
Could be The Old Farmhouse in Northam. Or maybe the Cowherds on the Common? 30 years since I've lived in Soton, and I don't drink anymore, so I'm well out the loop. Probably 25 years since I used to drink in the Roch come to think of it. Wetherspoons eh? Figures I spose. Is there still a big pool room out the back?
Can't remember what the name of it was, the beergarden was on several levels with trees and basically the perfect place to smoke spliffs with a pint. There's no more pooltable, they server weatherspoons-style food that costs a fortune but the locals still go there. My parents took me there when I was in a pram, they were told to leave when it got to 7pm, I can imagine it was a weird place 20+ years ago...
I've often wondered what the best thing about drinking alone is. Is it shaving your own eyebrows or drawing the cock on your own forehead?
