Roy Keane "Mick, you're a liar... you're a ****ing ****er. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a ****ing ****er and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks."
Strachan's are brilliant, but I still love Redknapp's sweary rant: [video=youtube;xJBsI7RAuvk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk[/video] Jake Livermore's response after the Barca friendly was superb, too. Reporter: "What's it like to score against the best team in the world? JL : "Score against the best team in the world? I play for them." I know it's in at least one person's sig on here.
"We had 2 points from 8 games when I took over". - Good ol' 'Arry. "We all know what JT's like, lets just leave it at that" - Craig Bellamy. "I wouldn't say I'm the best manager, but I'm certainly in the top 1" - Cloughy.
Holloway's best, in my opinion: "To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee" And: "If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy."
Anything Holloway says makes me want to smack him in the fukin gob. Nothing remotely funny about what he says..seems like he is desperate to be funny. Apart from that some gems from some legends of yesteryear.
Sepp Herberger had some good ones "The game lasts for 90 minutes." "After the game is before the game." "If you don't know where to pass the ball, just put it in the goal." "The ball is round so that the game can change direction." "The ball is always in better shape than anyone" Diego Maradona, after smashing up a paparazzo's car: "I did it with the hand of reason." My personal favourite is Nereo Rocco's definition of a great team, which is made up of "a goalkeeper who saves everything, an assassin in defence, a genius in midfield, a goalscoring forward and seven donkeys who run all the time." Roy Hodgson is said to be a fan...
at best i can see Hart fitting Rocco's quote. So we have a goalkeeper that saves everything, and 10 donkeys that run around sometimes, if its not too hot
Or, to put it another way: Van Der Saar, Vidic, Scholes, Berbatov That's the 2010-11 Premier League winners summed up remarkably well.
I don't believe it, I just don't believe it! humanbeingincroydon (if that is possible) but that's what he calls himself, has managed to divert the thread back onto tactics. Right! time to pull rank; MY thread so stay on topic or the full weight of the LAW (me) will fall heavily on your heads.
Are you going to use your powers of moderation tactically then, Spurf? please log in to view this image
I think he should delete 4 posts then 2 then 3 then 1, or possibly 4 then 4 then 1 then 1 or perhaps......
The complete commentary from when Guatemala scored a late equalizer against Brazil in the 1998 CONCACAF Gold Cup... "Zagallo wants it to end. He’s nervous is Mario. Here comes the corner. Machón hits it... it goes across... header... GOL??? GOL??!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Gooooooool! Goool! Gol! Gol! Gol! Goo-llll! Goool! Gol! Gooool! Gol-Gol-Gol-Gol-Gol de Guatemala! Gool! Gool! Go-ollll!” (commentator starts weeping uncontrollably) “Yes, you heard me, you heard me right: Guatemala uno, Brazil uno!!!!! This is MADNESS!!!”
