your crap towns thread

[jonathan acworth 71]

i start it off

BARNSLEY
GRAVESEND
DAGENHAM
CHATHAM
ROCHESTER

AGREE????

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

I hear Charlton is the biggest ****hole of them all. Hope that helps

 

[Hugh Briss]

Rotherham.

Non-tourist areas of Scotland.

Wales.

 

[Gambol]

North Lanarkshire. It's where we gathered all the **** towns.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Hoddesdon
Harlow
Stevenage
Luton
Hatfield
etc

Probably be quicker to list the ones that aren't crap.

 

[BrAdY]

hemel hempstead

 

[Gambol]

hemel hempstead

I was there once. I shan't be again.

 

[Peter the spastic paedo]

**** off

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Rochester is a fine town, especially during the Dickens Festival. The shopping lanes, cathedral and castle make this place one of England's little gems.

Just over the bridge is Strood. Now that is a ****-pit of epic proportions.

Thetford and Wickford are pretty horrid, too.

 

[Null]

Croydon

Kilmarnock

Cumbernauld

Middlesbrough

 

[Jamrag]

Luton
Tottenham
Wherever Tina lives
Brentford
Castlemilk
Paisley
Ramsgate

 

[LEROY FER 10]

Rochester is a fine town, especially during the Dickens Festival. The shopping lanes, cathedral and castle make this place one of England's little gems.

Just over the bridge is Strood. Now that is a ****-pit of epic proportions.

Thetford and Wickford are pretty horrid, too.

Thetford yes a toilet but not as bad as Canvey Island

 

[jonathan acworth 71]

ponders -how u been?rochester at night is a cack hole during day fine nice and friendly but at night all the pissed up toms are on the bridge showing their full strood so to speak

 

[Ponders Revisited]

ponders -how u been?rochester at night is a cack hole during day fine nice and friendly but at night all the pissed up toms are on the bridge showing their full strood so to speak

How is it all going, JA? I hope baby and the missus are doing well.

Have you been down The Valley this season? It is all a bit grim, but once Karl Howman buys out the club, we will be fine.

I must check out the Strood toms you seem to know all about.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Thetford yes a toilet but not as bad as Canvey Island

Nowt wrong with Canvey Island, SN23. I have a soft spot for the Thames Riviera and its myriad delights. You can't beat a pie and a pint at the Monico (sic), followed by a film at the two screen cinema.

And Pitsea has one of the biggest Tesco stores in the United Kingdom.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Brother working over in Kennacraig, went over and was out in some town, Talbert or Tarbert or somewhere like that. Strange strange place

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Nowt wrong with Canvey Island, SN23. I have a soft spot for the Thames Riviera and its myriad delights. You can't beat a pie and a pint at the Monico (sic), followed by a film at the two screen cinema.

And Pitsea has one of the biggest Tesco stores in the United Kingdom.

According to Wikipedia, the biggest Tesco in the UK is in my home town Walkden, Salford. Which is also where squeaky World Cup winner Alan Ball used to live, as well as Alan Halsall (Coronation Street's unlucky-in-love Tyrone Dobbs) and Pop Idol one-hit wonder Sarah Whatmore:

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She was my mate's bird until Simon Cowell got his nefarious claws into her

 

[COYGS]

Nowt wrong with Canvey Island, SN23. I have a soft spot for the Thames Riviera and its myriad delights. You can't beat a pie and a pint at the Monico (sic), followed by a film at the two screen cinema.

And Pitsea has one of the biggest Tesco stores in the United Kingdom.

Ponders Plonk AND Canvey Island?

You're ****ed in the head old son

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Bathgate , Broxburn , Blackburn and not Armadale on account of it's cracking Rangers supporters club .

Whitburn a ****ehole too

Carfin anaw .

Croy even though it's stinky Celtic supporters club mysteriously burned to the ground years ago .

Cumbernauld =Carbuncle.

Port Glesga and Greenock .

 

[harryhood67]

Lochgelly in Fife takes some beating