Clutching Obi.. Clutching...... for clarity I mean the main breakfast... not the light snack you have to give you energy to get out of bed.. or elevensies. The bread you speak of will be sliced sideways and be a foot long with half a pound of butter on. The yoghurt will be the 2kg tubs of naturally FULL FAT you can buy in Turkey and the banana will be a bunch of.... Now don't hold back fella......
Damn I've been rumbled. Speaking of which, was that stomach rumbling? I may need a light snack. Luckily, Pizza Hutt are doing a 3 for 2 deal on their new extra large deep pan, fully loaded, stuffed crust meal deal range with side orders.
Breakfast of Champions you say.. Well it's got to be leftovers from last night's curry (re-heated or cold) I have been known to make a sandwich from leftover donor kebab as well. Makes you feel a bit dirty afterwards but it's worth it just for the look of disgust on my wife's face.
Best results baked mate. Yeah I like to have as much fish as possible, I love mackerel and salmon so they tend to be the main ones for breakie. Missus can't get used to coming down to see me getting stuck into a sirloin steak at 6 in the morning. Mens food, she wouldn't understand.
Mens food, yet you have been talking about baked advocados. What kind of men are we talking about? Julian Clary type?
I hope you're not challenging Mitro's manliness. He can take his drink you know. In fact he's been known to have 3 Pina Coladas, a Baileys AND 2 Strawberry Daiquiris all in the same week.
Not at all. After all he once managed to fit a mini dononut on his dick. He tried for the second one. But alas there was no room left.
When I was on the penultimate day of my Stag Month (yes, you read that right:: three countries and four weeks) we ended up at the Fox and Anchor in Charterhouse Street, London for breakfast and beers, The food there is legendary at six in the morning.
The biggest and bestest sod-off-iest cooked breakfast known to mankind. Which at that time of the day was perhaps a bit of a mistake as we were starting to really, really flag.
Breakfast, Deviled Kidneys, Rump Steak, Sausage, Butter fried Button Mushrooms, Smoked Back Bacon, Crispy Potato Slices, Baked Beans, Fried Egg, A Pint Mug of Freshly Brewed Coffee, 4 pieces of Toast with Marmite.
Chaps, forgot to tell you about a really interesting one I often have. Toast some bread.... spread mayo on (not butter) and slice tomatoes on with a sprinkling of salt to taste. Healthy and quite filling..... The other one wor lass does is cheese and mint sauce on toast...
