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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ..... the definition of reletive humidity is the sweat on your balls when you are shagging your....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 18, 2017
  2. Magpie Fozz

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    ....you see a street sign pointing to League One.
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Women have balls.

    Women have hairy arse cracks.

    You ask for directions and their brain freezes.

    Cheese is used as a moisturiser.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 19, 2017
  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    No-one has a Milan stamp on their passport.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You know when you are in sunderland when, despite no one being of a religious inclination, mass Exodus occurs at 4.10 on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Sep 19, 2017
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  6. Blacker-than-Knight

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    The games just kicked off

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    When the job centre is advertising for part time agony aunts on the 606 Mackem board.
     
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  8. Beardsley's Stylist

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    When a shopping trolley has more of a mind of it's own than the residents of the city
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Sep 19, 2017
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  9. rooch 3

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    Where you don't see a single mag shirt as they are to embarrassed to show them after being thrashed six times on the trot.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    When some sad little fecker keeps following you spouting ****e with an Aussie twang whilst he continues to wiggle his hand down his jogging pants and a twisted smile on his face.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 19, 2017
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  12. Wisey's Hair

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    David Attenborough shows up with his film crew at the Bridges to find new species.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Don't forget the 9-1 a hundred years ago too mate. <whistle>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 19, 2017
  14. Judge Death

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    Fredor certainly hasn't.....
     
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  15. rooch 3

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    What makes you think I forgot it watch it on Betamax every Saturday night with our lass and then watch the six drubbings on Sunday night.<ok><laugh>
     
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  16. General Lee Speaking

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    Fair enough, what with Sunderland not being on Match of the Day anymore.
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Sep 20, 2017
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think its fair to say....Rooch 3 is Fredor. His 15 previous posts have all been on our board, stretching back to Saturday, with none on the SMB's.

    Can we ban this sad mackem tosser please? I INSIST! <grr>

    Or maybe he will get sick if we hurl as much abuse as possible his way? Oh wait, that didn't work with Fredor the moron...
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    As an impartial moderator I don't see that myself. I think I can safely state that they are not the same person. I have run our document comparison/plagiarism software on all of Rooch's posts and it has not identified any of the following phrases:
    - 'the premier league' (as opposed to the Premier League)
    - 1894
    - over 75000 locked out
    It has concluded they are not the same person.

    I also ran it over Albert's threads and it concluded that his Match Day threads range from poor to abysmal.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    I'm not sure which is worse....Rooch is Fredor or Rooch is a Fredor impersonator <confused>

    Either way, I still INSIST <grr>
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    He's very close to Tom Hanks.


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