You Know You're A ***** When....

When you try and score points about buses (and wifi)

 

...you go in a huff because you thought someone put you on "ignore"

 

when you think Dark side of the moon was the best album ever made

 

When you challenge someone to a square go over the internet.

 

..you think "sevconian" is discriminatory

 

...you get so upset by someone posting on an internet forum you start a thread/group about them

 

when you say any variation of the word sevco

 

When your most interested in your rivals club than your own.

 

...when you brag about how big your rented house is

 

When you fail to recognise the fact that Ra is an Egyptian sun God.

 

When you use a deliberately provocative username but claim its related to trains.

 

when you argue that the club is not the company etc etc etc when it makes not a jot of a difference - they still died

 

...you think "Sevconian" is a variation of "Sevco"

 

...you see insults and conspiracies in safety signs

 

When you realise the club you follow was a vanity project for Elton John.

 

When you use the crap town website to slate other people's home towns - or pretend to have an uncle living there to justify your claims

 

...nobody cares what you think

 

When you point and laugh at champions league players - when your team is in the fourth tier of Scottish football. Or third. pmsl

 

When you suppoert a team who sold their top defender and captain to a club that was a vanity project for Elton John.

 

when your moniker is Staggie and you're full of the bad aids.