A massive donation to Candlelighters, McMillan and a lot of smaller local charities, all of my friends and family who’ve helped me in the past would have no mortgages or loans to worry about. Then I’d buy every bit of Star Wars LEGO for me and my lads to do (but mainly me)
Take my uncle Johnny and a dozen other members of our family to watch England in the final of the 2022 World Cup. Private jet there and stay over night in the most expensive hotel, best seats in the house… He’s just been diagnosed with an inoperable cancer so not sure how long he’s got. My other idea is buy up as many houses as I can afford and make them all low cost rent. All profits to go to various charities that would include small local ones. For myself all I’d want is an Aston Martin DB9 convertible, manual as I hate ****ing autos, a 5 bedroom villa near competa I’ve seen so me and Krystyna can swim in it’s really large pool and sit and watch the sun set…. Just 123 million is all I need…..
Build lots of 3G pitches , create two new parks with lots of woodland , do up all the derelict looking buildings in city centre , Buy done if the buildings that Tekbty House have empty in Posterngate and crest a boutique hotel ( Acun might stay there) Build an Art Deco house on a cliff ( not Scarborough or Kilnsea!!)
Kids & Grandkids 60 million. Local hospice(Strathcarron) 5 million. Dove House 2.5 million. Salvation Army 1 million. Season membership for the Tigers,Top of the range Gas Guzzler that the chauffeur is comfortable with for the 540 Mile round trip to 'home games',(maybe a few additional miles if we factor in picking up Cityzen from Brid). A new pair of predators for Urika Peece as I'm led to believe he's back playing football...Yes,news travels far and fast!! A 50 litre keg of out of date Carling (for TwoWrights)and a firkin of some oddly named real ale for his usual array of matchday companions(both having the same desired laxative effect). Some new Trojan Polos from OLM's gents outfitters in the boxing day sales... And finally....I'll probably treat myself to a pair of Tiger 'Budgie Smugglers' (as advertised by Howden Tigress a couple of months back).(If I've got any money left I'll wear them on an all-inclusive blow out in Playa Blanca).. Sorted
The mention of Trojan Polos got me looking at them , look decent . Some for scrapping in Some for nights out in town Some usable for my golf Some for riding a Lambretta in ( haven’t got one ) but could buy one
Subliminal advertising,works every time(I may get a discount code in my inbox for this) I like them,but,he's cutting back on material...XL is a bit of a tight fit nowadays
Well my wife somehow puts my jumpers etc on the lowest temperature in the wash and some of them come out and will fit the 8 year old grandson!! I think there’s some really dodgy materials used these days.
To be fair and absolutely honest,Trojan Polos are very well made and the material is very thick,they don't shrink,keep their shape and the collars don't get that 'Fred Perry',white line on black collar look after 5 washes My wife says they are by far the best Polos in my wardrobe...(Additional discount code on it's way)