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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 26, 2017.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Already had to re-think where The Collection goes and may get with the times and go fully digital although I think my lack of nous regarding covering my tracks on the computer could land me in hot water. 'Hot Water' isn't a euphemism for sperm by the way.

    I've got so much crap getting in the way in the bedroom (three guitars, amp, accessories, books etc) that I hope a few stubbed toes will convince Mrs Grove that the best place for it all is in a nice new log cabin at the end of the garden. She moans about me buggering off there to play guitar and not have anything to do with her or the kids as if it is a bad thing. I thought she'd be pleased to get me out from under her feet. Was also looking at an electronic drum kit which could be played with the volume down or with earphones but this might be a stretch too far.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Ctrl shift N at the same time G.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She's up to something, does she steal £2 coins from your trousers ?
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    This Pikey woman goes into A & E bruised black and blue,
    Nurse asked"What happened to you? "
    Woman answered "Going through the change,mam"
    Nurse said"that doesn't happen when you're going through the change"
    Woman said"It does when I'm through me husbands change"
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is that admissible in court when Alan presses charges for petty theft?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    #Mr.Alan.GambolvMrsFuddy2017case
     
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  7. B-C

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    STAUNCH TREV TAKES USERNAME FROM TAG INVENTED BY TAIG MIND.

    Sorry for caps but we all know there is no coming back from this appalling disgrace.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Allan" you ****.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Allan uh Akbar
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Allan you المهبل
     
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  11. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Posts liked. Great thread.
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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