You couldn't make it up!!

Snakes n' Ladders for this stalker of fenians.

 

^^^^ Newgod

 

Oooohhh. Beale you takin that?

 

Ooooooh. Scan you takin that?

 

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I need to know what's on the chance and community chest cards now

 

FS lads get a grip

 

Anyone for virtual backgammon?
No Kikes or Ragheads of course.

 

*worth it it will be

 

I wondered if our resident vegetarian, filthy trousered, horse tranquilzer chugging, kelp pizza eating, garlic reeking, frequently homeless, French surrender monkey Tobeworm was as insulting, swerving, pedantic, offensive, racist and derogatory on his own team's football board so popped over to the Twatford site for a bit of a looky.

Turns out Tobes doesn't frequent the Watford board much. Can't say as I blame him as they are rather dull. At least on the QPR board there is a great music thread (feel free to browse, I post on there all the time) but other than that I don't post too much there especially after the RIP comments I made.

On GC Toby frequently digs me and others out for being attention whores and often posts snide comments about how unpopular any of my threads are so imagine my surprise that he's the author of a stonkingly popular thread on Chess.

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-chess-thread.48944/ Do check out some of the comments, nerd gold!

I can only assume it is a lack of protein, the stress of not being able to keep a roof over his head, constantly flitting from one drudge job to another, the risk of his bird leaving after Brexit or the after effects of too many pills but the years haven't been kind to poor Tobermoaner. Since his "who wants to play with me" days he's turned into a snidey, nit picking troll, demanding proof, insisting on evidence etc to back up any and every opinion others may have.

So, when he's removed his tongue from Digger's anus perhaps Toby will start up a GC Chess thread (I am not joking when I said this was popular by the way, it went on for pages and ages) and he can return to his happy-go-lucky former self.

I suppose it goes to show that some things really are Black and White after all.

 

^^^^^ Definitely not broken

 

That thread has been highlighted before. What's your problem with chess, is it the black pieces?

 

It's a racist game. White goes first.

 

Don't knock Grove's 'detective work', he only spent all afternoon digging through the Watford board to look for threads/comments I made on there.

It's 100% not the sign of a broken, desperate man.

Oh wait

 

I'm more of a draughts man myself. Come to think of it our board has white and brown pieces, sort of fake looking wood.

This is the daddy though

 

Did you ever get that new guitar that your wife said you can't have ?

 

Funny you should mention that, I've already bought a new acoustic and the latest addition to the collection is due to be purchased tomorrow.

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^ This is taking pride of place at the moment

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^ I'm hoping to try one of these out tomorrow and if it fits the bill I'll have it.

Next stop is trying to convince my "obese mess of a pigfaced wife" that I can turn the shed in the garden into a practice room.