You can't beat a nice cup of tea and a....?

Coffee's great if you like sour poison and think you're raaahly cosmopolitan. A good old humble Northern cup of Yorkshire Tea for Donald.

 

I love it how Yorkshire Tea wasn't mentioned by the Lancashire Hotpots

No self respecting Lancastrian would drink that filth.

 

that and the it-tasting-like-piss factor

 

It's from Yorkshire. That goes without mentioning pal!

 

my grandad was from Armley and used to always go on about how he wanted to be buried with a single white rose

"but what if they've only got red ones grandad?"

that used to noise him up

 

fox's butter crinkles

 

It's a bit puffy this thread.

 

pure comedy

 

four fingered kit kat

 

You can't beat a nice cup of tea and ya....?
Granny giving you a gummy

 

Kit Kat Chunky.

I walked into a shop the other day, and asked the woman on the till "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?"
She passed me a Kit Kat Chunky, enraged I threw it at her and said "I wanted a normal Kit Kat you fat bitch!"

 

Had a holiday in norfolk once, drove around for ****ing ages, finally pulled in a petrol station & asked " where are these well known waterways around here?"

Attendant replied " it's there sir just over the road"

Apparently, i'd being driving around the Norfolk B-roads

 

I like these jokes.

 

Lemon Puffs

now it's even more puffy for you!

 

You can't beat a nice cup of tea and a...

...blowjob (obviously not a gummy, bad Huth bad)

...Caramel chocolate digestive (best dipping biscuit ever)

...DVD of this years Championship playoff final