Yid Ye

If she likes tea I could make her a Hebrew

 

she likes tea, so long as it doesn't taste too hasidic.

 

So I goes to the West Bank and I says to her "what's wiv all the fences luv?" and she says "Is not fences, Israelis"

 

I know! Just made it up, quite pleased with myself.

 

I might concede in this pun thing, I've been done up like Kippur..

 

It's been a gas but time to end it

 

Don't Passover the baton just yet.

 

Let's call a halt to all the holocausts wit

 

Ah wid

 

Jew had to go there.

 

Hasidic nuff of this

 

I like joo birdz.

 

Did ye?

 

"Holocaustic Wit"

****ing ****er of a phone

 

Wid.