No, pointing out your obvious illiteracy is mean, not stupid. Your obvious illiteracy is stupid. You're stupid.
No, I can read and write fine and what I said made complete sense, only a ****** wouldn't be able to understand it.
For a forum trolling mackem wrestling ninja... You don't seem to troll many forums, mainly just this Sunderland board. Maybe worth changing that to 'Sunderland board loving.' Mackem wrestling... Not quite, you go getting upset don't you darling? Maybe change that to 'Those mean mackems hurt my ikkle feelings' Replace Ninja with Nincompoop and you're cooking with gas.
OK then, I ain't upset. Nor am I homosexual, and while I have nothing against you or your homosexuality, please don't call me darling.
I'm glad you ain't upset sweetheart. I ain't trying to upset you. I ain't homosexual and I ain't going to stop calling you darling either. Ain't that nice...
**** if I'd known it was that easy to lose the boring little tit I'd have called him darling ages ago.