Make them as absurd as you like, but only truthful ones please.
No manager has achieved seven promotions in the Football League without taking charge of Watford.
Alex Ferguson is the only British manager to do the treble without first managing Watford.
Malky Mackay has never bought a player and later sold him at a loss.
Watford have never gone into administration under Bassini.
Serious one: By my reckoning, you have to go back to 2006/07 to find the last time someone played a league game for us but later dropped out of professional football for reasons other than career threatening injury or retirement.
No manager has achieved seven promotions in the Football League without taking charge of Watford.
Alex Ferguson is the only British manager to do the treble without first managing Watford.
Malky Mackay has never bought a player and later sold him at a loss.
Watford have never gone into administration under Bassini.
Serious one: By my reckoning, you have to go back to 2006/07 to find the last time someone played a league game for us but later dropped out of professional football for reasons other than career threatening injury or retirement.
