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Yeah... big tits have stopped ye getting a modelling job!

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cara DelVinge, she's about as sexy as a Dog Turd in a school dress.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 9, 2013
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    That Mick Jagger's daughter on the Rimmel ads too - with the teeth like condemned tenements <doh>
     
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    Tina., Jul 9, 2013
  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That first one looks like a junky hoor. You could have her gobbling ****s doon the docks for £5 a shot by the looks of it.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 9, 2013
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    All three of the supermodels mentioned would get ragdolled to within an inch of their consciousness.

    It's the Jordan-worshipping schemie lassies whose fannies smell like cuprinol I'm no having.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 9, 2013
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You'd ride a wet gairden hose ya ****.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 9, 2013
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    She'd get herself a wee pumping.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jul 9, 2013
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I just looked at her tits again.

    They look like Craig Whyte with Jasper Carrott's facial scars.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 9, 2013
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Aaaaarrrrggghhhhh. It's Frankenboobs.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 9, 2013
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Diabolical tit job. Confirmation that there is no god.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2013
  10. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    And she'd be the type of ride that'd expect you to do all the hard work because she thinks she's stunning.

    NAW.

    I'd stuck it up her farter so I didn't have to look at her face.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 9, 2013

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    Tags<laugh>
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    someone needs to take that poor girl aside and give her an appointment for a skilled mental health professional.
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 9, 2013
  13. Deleted 1

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    this sounds like a job for the very unsuave Dr fingers
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>

    Gambol could never make it as a psychiatrist, I mean - who`s gonna be daft enough to lie down on his couch ?
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 9, 2013
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    What a brilliant ****in idea. Set myself up as a counsellor of some type. The possibilities are endless.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Dr Fingers - Sex Doctor For Ladies.


    There`s your business card right there <ok>
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 10, 2013
  17. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Ye'd end up like Sheriden :D
     
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    Moses, Jul 10, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Snappy <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You took that too far. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Ah wid.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2013
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