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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    He's fcking horrendous
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Hopefully Dubravka hasn't hurt his hand/wrist too badly there
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Dubrav that weren't great
     
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    When you have a £90M striker on the bench and we have.........................................................
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Having played in goal, I think that was the old "you may think I dropped a bollock here, but I just got hurt.... honest". It was pretty ****e goalkeeping for once.
     
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  8. Givemeursaltytears

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    Dubravka is the only player that deserves a free pass.....**** we have no luck
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Kenedy coming on, sure Joselu took his coat off too. They bring Lukaku on, we bring Joselu <laugh>
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The only plus with Kenedy is that he runs at the opposition
     
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    Rondon has the turning circle of the titanic after the iceberg, I swear.
     
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    And there he goes and has a Prez moment
     
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    Sprogba having a cry because Shelvey puts a few studs in his arse, what a whinger <laugh>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I see Shelvey still hasn’t learnt how to tackle. Lucky not to be off there.

    Still a point up up for grabs here, MU aren’t doing much and could easily equalise from set piece
     
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    Atsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    No
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Can we please have a chance fall to anyone but Atsu :headbang:
     
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    Quality tackle. The rules state he has to go for a ball. It doesn't say the plasticy leather thing <diva>
     
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  18. Givemeursaltytears

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    If Atsu had the left foot of Laurent Robert he would be guaranteed to score 2 goals a season
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    Please note , that goal was cos of a Hayden **** up.
     
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