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xmas idiots on the roads

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by leez, Dec 22, 2018.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    People make mistakes I guarantee you've forgotten to indicate, use an incorrect lane and gone above a speed limit knowingly or not..
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Horse and carts are more of an inconvenience, I still say Audi drivers
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Losing the argument, so changes the argument. I'm not pissed with the people who are human and make the odd mistake, I'm angry with the dickheads you potato.

    I have never purposefully tailgaited someone at 70mph because I want to break the speed limit. Nor have I thought "**** it, I can't be arsed indicating ever", I have never texted while driving, drunk drove etc etc, so get your head out of yo ass and support my campaign <laugh>
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    As a guy who has done 30,000 a year for 20 years... the worst ones are the weekend drivers who don’t know how to drive on motorways.

    I’ve had 2 serious crashes in my
    Life... and both have been dick head old
    ****s hitting me on a weekend.

    Clueless.
     
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  5. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Middle lane hoggers
    People who speed
    People who don't allow people to filter onto the motorway
    People who try to get over at the last minute
    People on their phones
    People who don't indicate
    People who tailgate
    People who have no lane discipline especially on roundabouts
    People who reverse out onto a main a road or off of the driveways or out of a parking bay.
    So many bell ends behind a wheel and unfortunately I've seen too often the results of their selfishness
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    That’s not fair!!!! You said you wouldn’t mention it again. Anyway the first time I was watching a video on my ‘phone and the second time I was just having a 5 minute snooze.

    <grr>
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Not losing the argument and just for your information many parents lose their children through driving errors and you're implying that's ok because they deserve it ? It's about educating people not hoping they die and telling their families who's lives are destroyed simply well they deserved it so your feelings are irrelevant.


    Your attitude is that these people deserve to die when in actual fact they're just being ignorant and arrogant, apart from that they might be very nice people with families including children and even if they're arseholes you shouldn't wish death on anyone .... were all somebody's children.


    In relation to the second argument

    You've made mistakes on the road, it's likely someone saw you forget to indicate and thought you're a selfish ****er ....so by your own rules you should kill yourself .

    X don't mate
     
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Always found the standard of driving in the UK is better than most places in the world. Most of problems come from overcrowding on roads and drivers getting frustrated.

    Should introduce a pyschology test for drivers and anyone with anger management issues should have their licence remived.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I wish they would kill each other, in a car crash, and save innocent people being killed at their selfish hands. I don't think anyone who is so self centred that they drive dangerously, or in an intimidating manner, without it being an accident (tailgating is not an accident, persistent lack of indicating is not an accident, texting while driving is not an accident. It is self absorption which will potentially lead to me or someone I love being killed through someone else being a dick) is worthy of anybody thinking about them.

    You seem incapable of understanding the point. Mistakes happen, but driving like a dick is purposeful, how hard is it for you to get it?

    I will vehemently stand up to anyone who supports and cares for such dickheads, or drives like a dickhead themselves, because if I get the message through the thick skull of either one dickhead, or a dickhead's family, then it might save an innocent person's life.

    Spoiler alert, you aren't going to get me to change my stance.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I use my BMW on Mondays for tail gating, my Audi A6 on Tuesdays for speeding and my Audi A4 on Wednesdays for not indicating at roundabouts. I then get my VW Passat out on Thursdays and drive round Newcastle shouting in a cockney accent whilst cutting everyone up. Friday's is back to the X5 when I dress up as a woman and park badly outside schools. However I simply love weekends because I'm an old c*nt and whilst I used to be a competent rally driver and passed an advanced driving test 40 years ago, I purposely drive badly in my Vauxhall and laugh while I'm doing it.

    Oh how I p!ss everyone off.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Brilliant Jim.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

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    Remived? Is that Manc slang or is it Indonesian? Anyway sounds painful. Definitely good to see a Mod who attempts to educate the posters with new words.

    :)
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    That's fine only an idiot sees killing people as a solution! It's not that I don't understand your shorted sighted opinion it's that I don't agree with you because educating is always the solution!!

    Scum?? Wishing death and saying youd express satisfaction in their death is scummy.

    Wishing death on people is disgusting behaviour!!!

    I'm sure you're a nice person, but what you're saying certainly isn't.
     
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  14. Howe's about that then?

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    I started reading that like the Craig David song with the days of the week in it thinking that was where you were going
     
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  15. Howe's about that then?

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    I don't/can't condone the idea of killing those at fault but I do agree with what you are saying about it being through selfishness.
    Its why I think it is right that it has been changed from road traffic accident to road traffic collision as most of this stuff that happens is easily avoidable by not being a selfish dick!
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    All the usual things, but people in big roundabits not understanding how they work piss me off.

    We we have one near my work, 2 lanes at each entry/exit and about 5 diff exits in total. Turning right so taking the 4th your on the inside lane until you get about 2/3 of the way round and you generwlly then drift to the left so you can turn off.

    so many idiots either go all the way round in outside so you can’t get out, or thry join the roundabout in front of you in the outside lane therefor blocking you from getting over... it’s like they don’t understand that you need to get out at some point and they just assume you’re going to go round it 2 or 3 times for the laugh.

    Oh, and nothing wrong with Audi drivers ty <whistle>
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I'm not a nice person, I'm a pragmatic ****, and me hoping for these absolute twats to die in a pile-up of their own making is as utterly fruitless as you hoping for someone to educate the thick, incest derivatives and sub-species of humanity.

    If it were one or two, the police might be an effective tool, but the population of the selfish and evil arseholes has exponentially increased with the levels of self-absorption on social media. The police and a prison sentence are utterly useless. Driving penalties seem a waste of time and ineffective as deterrent.

    If you have a realistic method of education for these cretins, then I would love to laugh at it... I mean hear it.

    So that leaves it with me brake testing some prick and then knocking their lights out, or wishing death upon them <cheers>

    FYI, there is something thoroughly religious about people who think wishing death on others is horrible, and you're making it seem more hilarious to me by the post. Unless you think I emit Charles Xavier like abilities, you're a crackpot. I hope someone buys Newcastle United off Ashley, that Newcastle win every game, and that we start playing the kind of football that is the envy of all... And that doesn't ****ing happen does it.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I'm totally lost on that roundabout already, after just reading how many lanes there are <laugh>
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    All over the news in the past few days, drivers of 'German cars are the worst'. BMW 420d followed by Audi A5 and then Mercedes 220.
     
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    So now you're insulting the religious!! What next racism?
     
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