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Xmas entertainment and strange family traditions and ****/secret santa, better than the other thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Dec 6, 2020.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Tbf all I did wa ask him a question
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    My man

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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh so I googled heated cock muff. And well.... I don't think that whats they're called.
     
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    Sucky, Dec 9, 2020
  4. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Stuck the knife in you, your mate. goes round dishing out likes to appear valid.
     
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  5. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    what’s the smallest size they do, Asking for a Newcastle fan.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I have been trying to get a bite from @Suckmyklopp tbh, but I think I lost.. Pushed it too hard and it was too obvious..
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Try again tomorrow mate, rest up for now <laugh>
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'll ride on out, lick my wounds and try and head you off at the pass somewhere down steam
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Noon tomorrow, outside the saloon, don't be yeller
     
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  10. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    not him I was talking about kiddo.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Look at this guy trying to **** stir

    I dont think ive ever seen a not606 user more desperate for a mate.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    What am I getting?
     
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  13. bigsmithy9

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    They are quite civilised in Lexington. My wife comes from "Bloody Harlan" but is no hillbilly! They still like my London/Tottenham/BBC accent. Very weird and I've been here a while now. I appreciate the thought. Happy Xmas to you all on Not606. Keep it coming....good and bad!!!!?
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    A blow up sheep from ebay, its refurbished cos the new ones had sold out.

    Works fine though.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    If it was sourced from a bloke called Bodinki you'd be better off opting for return to sender ... <whistle>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nice one Smithy.



    I got you this for for you for secret santa.

    Well I actually got them for @FosseFilberto but he said he's still got a **** load left from last Xmas when he had a shag.

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    Much love bro:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Might've been.. it did come with a puncture repair kit
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not sure how many times you need telling this Sucksta... but I'm in the minority who wouldn't benefit from taking those on here ... not unless I was planning going out with a bang ... literally <laugh>
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats disgusting fosse.


    Ffs man
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’ll take it, will be something to look back on and cherish and tell my future children about how this sheep kept me company.

    It wasn’t Bod’s right?
     
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