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Xmas entertainment and strange family traditions and ****/secret santa, better than the other thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Dec 6, 2020.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Another lucky goal.
     
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    Of course. We didn't have a telly 'til 1957. I think the Lone Ranger was the first one on.He looked a bit like Tommy Smith without a horse! They tell me Adolf Hitler was a Liverpool fan,telling his fellow Nazis to steal hubcaps.I think his girl friend came from Manchester,but I could be wrong!!!!?
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>

    Cheers bigman:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    What's the point it's only Christmas for a few hours then you never use the ****ers again.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** you on about Roy.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    You made the thread not me mate
     
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    1.Get up
    2. Say happy Christmas
    3. Open some **** presents
    4. Have Xmas dinner
    5. Have a fight
    6. Go to bed
     
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  8. Blueman

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    Bet it's a right scream around yours at Christmas. And who the hell do you fight with?
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    There's usually someone goes off on one tbh. I dread christmas dinner I can sense the tension and then boom it happens
     
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  10. Blueman

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    Wish I was a fly on the wall in your house. <laugh>
     
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    This year will be sweet it's pretty much cancelled.. Just saying happy Xmas WhatsApp then I'll go to bed Xmas day and watch the Toon get beat on boxing day as usual
     
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  12. Sucky

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    You sound more and more like a younger comm each day mate. ffs cheer yaself up a bit, find some get up an go. Stop being such a Depressed ****. And if ya can't do that keep that **** to yaslef like a proper fella so as not to depress those around you.

    With family that can sometime be difficult, especially if there's bad history, if that's the case and it's stuff peeps or yourself can't let go then remove yourself or that thing from your existence. Cos if it's **** that kicks off every year then it's gonna keep kicking off every year init<laugh> that's the dumb thing about family's, we tend to all take more **** off them than we would accept from anyone else, and that itself can be very unhealthy.

    I dont have that problem tbh I'll **** off anyone who does me wrong, there's family Ive completely fuked off for good no worries, they never even cross my mind.

    Distance is better than letting someone **** with your vibe..

    **** is what you make it bro:emoticon-0152-heart

    Sucky out :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    Thankyou for your advice
     
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    Don't let him get on your tits mate - he means well.
     
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    I didnt even read it
     
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    I did the old read first and last word trick

    You and out

    I’m guessing he wants sex with you over Xmas?

    dunno mate...ignore him
     
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    Just tryna shake him out of his current depression about Xmas, mans dreading it, it's bad vibes is all.. And like I said... **** is what you make it.

    Sucky out:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    I'm not intersted in Christmas that's all.. Im not even remotely religious. I'm happy fur you to take the placebo that it provides you with, but I like to just watch the football on boxing day... Christmas days itself in not arsed about
     
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    I've got Everton Monopoly... it's a much smaller board and only has two playing pieces <whistle>
     
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    My remaining family never call me unless I call them. They are descendants of my step father....and he was a miserable sod too!
     
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