Xmas entertainment and strange family traditions and ****/secret santa, better than the other thread

Init, creepy **** was Stan that's alright though saffs mate sorted him out

 

No it hasn’t, his name is Ryan.

 

I changed it now, I think you'll approve.

Wha bout you Tel? You got kids init, they make you play any games at Xmas? or you make them?

 

Lol.

Yeah the youngest is not arsed unless it includes food. The eldest likes play doh and painting etc but she does that at her Grandmas cos I’m OCD with mess.

 

How many you got for Xmas usually mate?

Anything you do every year?, couple times last few years I've had a lil boxing day shindig for my friends who are free and/or lonely ****s, not this year tho cos I aint drinking (maybe a bottle of baileys Xmas day but that's it) seems to have become a small tradition cos I had to tell 3 this year aint happening.

Also when we do the tree each year I invite people over to get pissed and take 5hours to decorate a fukin tree.

Aint put it up yet this year, probs next weekend.

 

Liverpool monopoly just has to have a section on 'istoree.

 

A fond memory of a childhood Christmas is when my gran told a joke that went like this. "What's green and wobbles"?. After a few wrong guesses, my dad says " Ok we give up", at which point my gran says "Chunky phlegm". ****ing brilliant, I still miss her.

 

Tbf you could just use a quiz app for questions and **** the old ones off.

Some pikey **** there

 

Depends where I am bro. I don’t see much of my mum & step dad these days so we go there every other year and that usually includes about 8-10 of us. This year we are at home so be us four, her two sisters and her mum so basically me and 6 females... which usually ends up with them lot arguing and me chillin on my own the other room with a few cans and food etc.

There’s a ****ing Christmas thread you know bro.

 

Well the chav one won't will it.

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One of those off cuff memories

I had one about a gay hairdresser the other day in some thread somewhere

 

Sounds great, I been used to being around loads of women from my mums family (one of 6 maybe 7 sisters, can't remember exactly and 2 brothers) all mad as **** drunk Irish girls too, used to have the night shift, and the day shift at Xmas times.

Basically tlthe sisters would drink and play cards to kick it all off, after the 1st night the day shift would go to bed reasonably decent times of 12pm to 1am.

Next morning the day shift would get up and tell off the night shift for still being up drinking (around 9/11am) so off the night would go to bed to sleep off the night sesh.

Night shift got up about 4/7pm and away they'd go again.

 

@Suckmyklopp that cards against humanity thing, is bollocks imo. My kids like it, so that either means I’m an old duffer or they’ve got dubious taste.

 

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Ave you played it with them?

They won didn't they

 

Yeah, I thought it was inane, got bored, jibbed it off and sank some fine single malt trying to block out the noise.

 

Might give it a miss then.

 

@FosseFilberto I bet you got some odd traditions n ****?
Like getting an orange for Xmas to share between your siblings or summin?

@bigsmithy9 you must have some good ole xmas tales of yesteryear? Like when the TV was invented and stuff?

 

Every club has 'istoree mate. We don't all live on it. So there.

 

Yh mkaay mate.

Current world and premier league champs living off istoree though won number 6 not so long ago too

Anyway what ya getting for Xmas bluey? What ya got for the wifey/kids/yaslef?

 

I've no idea tbh. Ain't even started yet. Best start soon I suppose. Got the boy and family visiting, so should be a giggle. I love Christmas when its here, hate the build up though. A lot better when the lad was a kid.