Xmas entertainment and strange family traditions and ****/secret santa, better than the other thread

We got M&S duck liver pate, looks tha bom.

 

Sucky casually joking about someones dead Ma and then gets to talking about cheese.

First response

"good cheese selection mate"

no one bats a ****ing eye, this place is ****ing mental

 

Personally I thought Duggie was joking

 

After a day of being off work and stuck indoors I realised everyone's on a fcking phone/tablet screen most of the day.

Fck that, so I bought a couple of board games. Played Articulate for the first time earlier today with the kids. Great game tbf, bare laughs. I can see this being a winner over the christmas break.

 

Pretty obvious he was fuming tbf

 

Pteety obvious I never saw his mum either

 

Duggie not into the ma jokes, but tbf a polite word to Sucky instead of calling him a **** might've got a better response

I am wondering if Duggie would be into the ma jokes if his mum (God rest her soul) was still with us.... but I think I'll wait a few months before asking

 

Sucky got what he deserved...you should see how he responds when you say something about his gal

Duggie was well within his rights...I’m just surprised he stopped when he did..should have thrown more bombs...many more

 

Got some more **** in today and prepped some bits too.

Got some jars of Branston, piccalilli, sweet red cabbage.

And another cheese, pineapple cheese.

Seasoned my beef joint with parsley, fresh rosemary, sea salt and coarse black pepper.



Also leaving some pork belly in lime juice, chopped fresh thyme, and honey.


Oh and had to grab some more weed cos I don't wanna run out of the blues by boxing day, super sliver haze this one.

 

Looks great that bro.

 

Ta dude.

 

Got these from santa

 

Did ye keep the receipt?

Couldn't imagine reading a Milner book like.

 

That's why I'm gonna read that one 1st

 

Also got a few lynx box's as I'm sure everyone did

Football manager
New kicks
Some venom packs for the Xbox
Cant remember what else tbh but a few more bits

 

In training we kick the ball. The ball is white and round. Sometimes we kick the ball hard. Sometimes we kick the ball soft. Sometimes we don't kick the ball at all.

 

Nearly 40 ^^^^

 

You dont get lynx every Xmas?


You must be special

 

I've not worn lynx since I was 15.