Xmas entertainment and strange family traditions and ****/secret santa, better than the other thread

She died in 1986 you ****

 

I wouldn’t stand for that **** Duggie

 

And you've just left her there?

Nice lad you are

 

You are the true definition of a ****

 

Ok maybe it wasn't her after all

 

**** off and die you worthless piece of ****
Crawl up an alley and overdose yourself and do the whole ****ing world a favour

 

I feel like I've upset you bruv?

 

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Anyways got some cheeses in today. Some pate but will be getting more nearer the day... Obviously a **** load of crackers too... So what's people's cheese vibes for Xmas? Or general xmassy snacks?

You have apples and grapes and that with? Any exotic mofo have a cheeky bit of pineapple and cheddar on a toothpick?

I dont do nuts myself but I know a few here will be filling their cheeks with em after a few bevvys this holiday season.

Got mince pies, like them with single cream or not at all.

Cocktail sausages for pigs n blankets.

Didn't get anything for dessert really though, what they had was ****, rum puddings and xmas fruit cakes which I hate both of tbh.

So not sure what I'm gonna do on that front tbh what's the deal with your Xmas dessert?

 

Good cheese selection!

At Christmas we get same pate's as you; one course Ardennes and one smooth Brussels.(although far better quality than that ****e you've got, obvs)

I'll get a mature cheddar, a Brie, a Stilton, a Caerphilly with apricots, a Wensleydale with cranberries and a Shropshire Blue.

 

Yeh that was the lidl pate mate, it's decent enough for toast but it's not chews board pate I agree.
Im Big on pate myself so will be hitting marksies later for some course of some kind, also gotta get some bits I forgot like lemon juice (prawn cocktails) Yorkshire pudding mix, and some kind of pudding, oh and some lil thing for the bird, like a fuking gin glass box thing or whatever is left lol

 

Beefy.

 

Was a bit wunnit

 

In fairness, you should have got the fact he wasn’t down with the ‘yer Ma’ gag after his first reply, but you went full on yermatastic on him.

 

Oh I did.

Mum jokes are level with poundland jokes so

 

I think this beef is yet to be concluded tbh.

 

Best thing to do with Boursin: add it to mashed potatoes next time you make them. Makes for some great mashed spuds.

 

Funny enough I do mate lol.

Although garlic and herb philidelpia is better I've learned.

 

And a Happy New Year